Chocolate Excuses!

• Because I'm a chocoholic and I don't want to be cured!---H.B.
• Because I AM the SWEET CLOWN ! "Cotton Candy " the clown.---N.K.
• Because it's one of life's greatest gifts! (to give or receive, but especially receive!)---R.R.
• Because I just had a baby, and I need a little luxury !---L.L.
• I don't need one. I am 58, have 2 children and 5 grandchildren and if they think it is okay it is fine with me.
• Real friends don't let their friends eat chocolate alone, they join them! ---S.G.
• Because you need your morning fix and coffee just doesn't do it.
• Because it is "that time" of the month.
• Because everyone else eats it.
• Because my size 24 jeans were getting a little too loose.---K.B
• Because I'm addicted to it.
• Because it makes me feel so good that I can't stop eating.
• Because I said so!!!
• Because THESE are the best chocolates I've ever had.
• I don't need an excuse, but I make one up when I get caught eating it.
• Because life is short and we're supposed to enjoy it.
• Because my mouth made me do it.
• Because that little voice inside me wouldn't stop until I ate some!
• Because I love chocolate, that's why!
• Because it's there.---S.H.
• Because no matter how bad things are going, chocolate puts a smile on my face (AND A POUND ON MY WAIST).
• Because I deserve it!
• Because it will melt in my hand.
• Because I'm out of Kaluaha!
• Because if I don't eat them, the kids will, and they don't need them.---B.F.
• Because I stayed away from it for too long.
• Because its the best comfort food available.---L.C.
• Because you know when you send it as a present, it's the best present you can give...it's as good as a HUG!---J.H.
• Because I bought some when I was in Montana last summer, and like an idiot gave them to my mother, who has begged me to find more. This time I ordered some for myself too!
• Because there is nothing like dark chocolate truffles, a glass of wine and a bubble bath for two to end the day.
• Because it was on sale.
• Because I do a lot of volunteer work and need some sweet relaxation.---M.P.
• Because all the pounds it puts on me will keep me warn in this below zero weather.---L.M.
• Because I CAN!
• Because my blood sugar crashed!---E.H.
• Because my daughter is a teenager and I need a break.---J.C.
• Hey, I'm a big boy now and I can eat what I want!---T.S
• I use the two day rule, and since my husband doesn't eat his fast enough, there's more for me.---W.P.
• Because I'm awake!
• I have to meet my minimum daily requirement---Its nasty stuff, but I will force myself to eat it.
• Because the sun is shining, or was shining or eventually will shine.---A.D.
• I looked at the clock and it was Chocolate Time.---C.D.
• Happy---Sad---PMS---Everyday!---J.W.
• A little chocolate doesn't hurt anyone.---L.A.